Yo mama's so fat...

...when she wears BVD underwear, the waistband spells out Boulevard.

Yo mama's so fat...

...when she puts on a belt, she Fedex's the buckle end to the 'other side of her ass'.

Yo mama's so fat...

...she looks at menus and says "Okay".

Yo mama's so fat...

...her blood type is RAGU.

Yo mama's so fat...

...when she went to give blood, gravy came out.

Yo mama's so fat...

...when she dances, the band skips.

Jason Taylor's stabbing incident being charged as hate crime: South Florida Sun-Sentinel

Jason Taylor's stabbing incident being charged as hate crime: South Florida Sun-Sentinel: "Burns, who was driving the truck, also emerged and used racial obscenities and threatened to kill Taylor. The 5-11, 168-pound Burns then retrieved an unknown metal object from his truck and tried to stab the 6-6, 255-pound Taylor, the report said."

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

Because there's twenty of them.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane?

A pilot you racist.

Taco Bell turns sauce into fortunes

Finally, someone has added Taco Bell hot sauce to the long list of ubiquitous things made more interesting by adding witty remarks. No longer are we stuck with simply fortune cookies, sugar packets and ketchup bottles sporting catchy comments. Behold, the future of Fast Mexican Repast. I give you the contents of my TB Lunch bag:

• It's okay...you can say it. I love you too.
• Do you add sauce left to right, or right to left?
• Careful! I don't do well under pressure.
• Not to be used as a flotation device
• Pick me! Pick me!
• You had me at taco.
• I'm in good hands now.

That must have been a crazy 3 minutes coming up with those.

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