Thursday, July 27, 2006

Yo mama's so fat...

...when she wears BVD underwear, the waistband spells out Boulevard.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Yo mama's so fat...

...when she puts on a belt, she Fedex's the buckle end to the 'other side of her ass'.

Yo mama's so fat...

...she looks at menus and says "Okay".

Yo mama's so fat...

...her blood type is RAGU.

Yo mama's so fat...

...when she went to give blood, gravy came out.

Yo mama's so fat...

...when she dances, the band skips.