Yo mama's so fat...
...when she wears BVD underwear, the waistband spells out Boulevard.
...when she puts on a belt, she Fedex's the buckle end to the 'other side of her ass'.
Jason Taylor's stabbing incident being charged as hate crime: South Florida Sun-Sentinel: "Burns, who was driving the truck, also emerged and used racial obscenities and threatened to kill Taylor. The 5-11, 168-pound Burns then retrieved an unknown metal object from his truck and tried to stab the 6-6, 255-pound Taylor, the report said."
Finally, someone has added Taco Bell hot sauce to the long list of ubiquitous things made more interesting by adding witty remarks. No longer are we stuck with simply fortune cookies, sugar packets and ketchup bottles sporting catchy comments. Behold, the future of Fast Mexican Repast. I give you the contents of my TB Lunch bag:
That must have been a crazy 3 minutes coming up with those.
Of course, for every blog, there's a site that has the detail.