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"Okay".&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19905496-115245778833423962?l=hilariosity.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hilariosity.blogspot.com/feeds/115245778833423962/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19905496&amp;postID=115245778833423962' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19905496/posts/default/115245778833423962'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19905496/posts/default/115245778833423962'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hilariosity.blogspot.com/2006/07/yo-mamas-so-fat.html' title='Yo mama&apos;s so fat...'/><author><name>Yojay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13270592512849173020</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19905496.post-115245760841304920</id><published>2006-07-09T08:06:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-09T08:09:59.826-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Yo mama's so fat...</title><content type='html'>...her blood type is RAGU.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19905496-115245760841304920?l=hilariosity.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hilariosity.blogspot.com/feeds/115245760841304920/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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type='text'>Jason Taylor's stabbing incident being charged as hate crime: South Florida Sun-Sentinel</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-501taylor,0,1781384.story?coll=sfla-home-headlines"&gt;Jason Taylor's stabbing incident being charged as hate crime: South Florida Sun-Sentinel&lt;/a&gt;: "Burns, who was driving the truck, also emerged and used racial obscenities and threatened to kill Taylor. The 5-11, 168-pound Burns then retrieved an unknown metal object from his truck and tried to stab the 6-6, 255-pound Taylor, the report said."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19905496-114659907729194166?l=hilariosity.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-501taylor,0,1781384.story?coll=sfla-home-headlines' title='Jason Taylor&apos;s stabbing incident being charged as hate crime: South Florida Sun-Sentinel'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hilariosity.blogspot.com/feeds/114659907729194166/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19905496&amp;postID=114659907729194166' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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type='html'>Because there's twenty of them.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19905496-114375123565719760?l=hilariosity.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hilariosity.blogspot.com/feeds/114375123565719760/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19905496&amp;postID=114375123565719760' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19905496/posts/default/114375123565719760'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19905496/posts/default/114375123565719760'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hilariosity.blogspot.com/2006/03/why-does-michael-jackson-like-twenty.html' title='Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?'/><author><name>Yojay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13270592512849173020</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19905496.post-114375117642767198</id><published>2006-03-30T12:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-30T12:39:36.600-08:00</updated><title type='text'>What do you call a black guy flying a plane?</title><content type='html'>A pilot you racist.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19905496-114375117642767198?l=hilariosity.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hilariosity.blogspot.com/feeds/114375117642767198/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19905496.post-113476311876289018</id><published>2005-12-16T11:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-16T12:00:23.253-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Taco Bell turns sauce into fortunes</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.clearfour.com/condiment/tbhotnottobe.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.clearfour.com/condiment/tbhotnottobe.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Finally, someone has added Taco Bell hot sauce to the long list of ubiquitous things made more interesting by adding witty remarks. No longer are we stuck with simply fortune cookies, sugar packets and ketchup bottles sporting catchy comments. Behold, the future of Fast Mexican Repast. I give you the contents of my TB Lunch bag:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;It's okay...you can say it. I love you too.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Do you add sauce left to right, or right to left?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Careful! I don't do well under pressure.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Not to be used as a flotation device&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Pick me! Pick me!&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;You had me at taco.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;I'm in good hands now.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;That must have been a crazy 3 minutes coming up with those.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Of course, for every blog, there's a site that has the &lt;a href="http://www.clearfour.com/condiment/tbsauce.html"&gt;detail&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19905496-113476311876289018?l=hilariosity.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.clearfour.com/condiment/tbsauce.html' title='Taco Bell turns sauce into fortunes'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hilariosity.blogspot.com/feeds/113476311876289018/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19905496&amp;postID=113476311876289018' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19905496/posts/default/113476311876289018'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19905496/posts/default/113476311876289018'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hilariosity.blogspot.com/2005/12/taco-bell-turns-sauce-into-fortunes.html' title='Taco Bell turns sauce into fortunes'/><author><name>Yojay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13270592512849173020</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19905496.post-113468588224147646</id><published>2005-12-15T14:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-15T14:31:22.256-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Welcome to Hilariosity</title><content type='html'>Please have a look around.  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